Calling all tech-savvy green thumbs and wannabe plant parents! 👋🌱
Is your garden looking more like a graveyard than a green oasis? 😩 Do your houseplants give you the side-eye more than vibrant vibes? 🤨🌿
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Warmly,
Rachel
The Geeky Gardener