Tired of Brown Thumbs and Boring Blooms? 馃ケ馃尶

Calling all tech-savvy green thumbs and wannabe plant parents! 馃憢馃尡

Is your garden looking more like a graveyard than a green oasis? 馃槱 Do your houseplants give you the side-eye more than vibrant vibes? 馃え馃尶

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Don’t wait, cultivate your inner geek-gardener and let’s get growing! 馃尡鈿★笍

Warmly,

Rachel

The Geeky Gardener